Amazing Asia Cruise on Celebrity Century

Just back from our longest trip since retirement – 21 days (including travel) in Southeast Asia.   Our group of 10 flew to Singapore to board the Celebrity Century for the 2015 President’s Cruise on March 8.   The cruise was 14 nights with stops in Saigon and Danang in Vietnam, Hong Kong, Manila and Boracay in the Philippines, Kota Kinabalu in the Malaysian part of Borneo, and finishing with an overnight on the ship in Singapore.    

No one looked forward to our nearly 24 hours of flight time from Dulles Airport to Singapore.  Dulles to Tokyo was 13.5 hours, a short layover, and then about 7.5 hours from Tokyo to Singapore, where we arrived at about 1:00 AM local time.   Our group consensus was that the flights weren’t as bad as we feared, and most of us watched at least 5 to 7 movies between the two flights. 

On board after long flights - Singapore skyline in the background.

Pool deck on the Celebrity Century

At the pool bar getting ready to sail

We boarded the ship around noon on Sunday.  The Celebrity Century is one of the older ships in the fleet at 19 years of age, and was last refurbished in 2006.   Despite its age, the ship was well-maintained and elegantly decorated.   The ship holds about 1,800 passengers, and has 860 crew members, for a passenger-to-crew ratio of 2.1:1, which was refreshing after our recent Carnival Breeze cruise with a ratio of greater than 3:1.  As has always been our experience on Celebrity, the staff was outstanding; warm and friendly, willing to go the extra mile to please, and always smiling.   After our first visit to the bar in the Rendezvous Lounge, the bartenders would greet us simply with “The usual?”

John Grantham, the Cruise Director, was one of the best we have ever had on a ship.  He comes from a background as a stunt man and actor, and gave an entertaining and interesting talk one afternoon in the theater about his Hollywood career.   John was everywhere on the ship, always friendly and accessible, and like everyone else, always smiling, even in the face of the disastrous President’s Evening at the Imperial Citadel in Hue.   What was intended to be an enchanting evening in a magical setting with the best in Vietnamese cultural entertainment, turned into a total washout when the rain began and never stopped. Tables for almost 1,000 people had been set up in the courtyard with absolutely no cover, and by the time we reached our table with our umbrellas, our wine glasses had an inch of water in them, and chairs and tablecloths were soaked.  Even with umbrellas, we were all soon soaked as well, and finally made our way back to the buses to return to the ship.   Not really anyone’s fault, although we questioned why there had been no contingency plan for rain.  

Food and entertainment on the ship were good, not great.  Because it was the President’s Cruise, and Esther and I have Elite status on Celebrity, we went to several cocktail parties and receptions.   Almost unbelievably, Esther and I (mostly her) actually won money in the casino!   Don’t waste time on the slot machines – they paid nothing the whole cruise, but we had a good run at the blackjack tables.  

One of the most fun activities was the private martini tasting for our group of 10 in the Martini Bar, where we got to sample 6 different martini flavors.  By the end of the tasting, we were all feeling no pain, and I think the other patrons in the bar were happy to see us stagger out of there.  It was so much fun, we did another one later in the trip!   I highly recommend this if you are traveling in a small group.

Talented bartender pouring 10 martinis at one time

The family that tastes martinis together.......

Everything is funnier after a lot of martinis

Rick doesn't even mind that Pat has poured martini all over him

This was the first cruise on which Esther and I had the beverage package, which included unlimited spirits, wine, beer, soft drinks, water and specialty coffees.   The normal cost of a beverage package is about $50/per person per day, so on a 14-night cruise, its value is about $700 per person.   Normally, Esther and I may not spend $50 each per day on drinks, but with the package in hand, we got our money’s worth.  Even bottled water, which is usually extra, was included, so we always took one or two ashore with us.   We became regulars at the Cova Café, the coffee bar on the ship, typically stopping there at least twice a day for a cappuccino or latte.   At dinner, we were able to have our wine glasses kept full all through the meal without having to sign another receipt for every glass.  The package included gratuities so we never had to actually sign anything for our drinks, which was a nice bonus.

The Cova Cafe, our daily stop for specialty coffees

We loved the itinerary, not only for the ports of call, but also because almost every port day was followed up by a sea day.  Since we had private tours scheduled, we were up and off the ship as early as possible in most ports.  So it was nice to be able to sleep in the next day.

Our ports, in order, were:

Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon)

We actually docked in Phu My, and met our tour guide, Zoom, who picked us up in an air-conditioned mini-van and drove us about an hour and 15 minutes to Ho Chi Minh city.   Our first stop was the Rex Hotel, famous during the Vietnam War as a hangout for foreign journalists and US military staff.  The “Five O’Clock Follies,” daily press conferences about the war, were held here.   We had Vietnamese coffee at the rooftop bar.  

The Rex Hotel Rooftop Garden Bar in Saigon

Vietnamese coffee with milk and ice

We saw the Heavenly Lady Temple, a lacquerware factory and shop, the Chinatown market, the Independence Palace, the old Post Office, and the war museum.   Traffic in Saigon was fascinating – more motor scooters than cars, with amazing loads including at times as many as four people, not to mention large boxes, cases of water, and even furniture!   Lunch was at Pho 2000, made famous during a visit by Bill Clinton, who ate there.   Yes, it was a very touristy thing to do, but the pho (Vietnamese noodle soup) was good.

Scooters loaded with boxes and babies are commonplace.

Inside the Heavenly Lady Temple

The use scooters for everything!

Puzzle table at the laquer factory 

The war museum was fascinating – the exhibits and overall presentation were not what you might consider an objective review of the Vietnam War.   The United States is roundly portrayed as an evil aggressor, guilty of countless atrocities and war crimes on the heroic and innocent Vietnamese people, complete with photos of murdered women and children and deformed babies resulting from Agent Orange.  One whole room was devoted to anti-war newspaper and magazine articles from around the world, with pictures of anti-war demonstrations in the US. Interestingly, our group was not angered by the spin as much as fascinated by the lack of balance in the portrayal of history.   Our guide was excellent, and took great pains to assure us throughout the day that America and Vietnam now have an excellent relationship. 

The War Remnants Museum offers a different perspective of the Vietnam War

Danang/Hue

The ship next docked in Chan May, and our private tour was with Tommy, again in a private min-van.  We drove past My Khe Beach, the former China Beach, and saw the White Lady Buddha perched on a hill in the distance.  On the beach, we got a close-up look at the basket boats used extensively by fisherman.   

The basket boat, popular for fishing.

White Lady Buddha statue.

Our next stop was the Marble Mountains, a popular tourist attraction with numerous Buddhist sanctuaries located on the peak and in caves.  We took an elevator up, and walked the steps down.  The mountain is surrounded by shops selling marble statues, furniture, jewelry, and artifacts.   

Elevator to the Marble Mountain

Buddha statue in a cave in the Marble Mountain

Group shot in a cave with light from above.

Marble stores were everywhere.

From there, we went to Hoi An, a charming village with an Old Town area reported to be a well-preserved example of a South-East Asian trading port dating from the 15th to the 19th century, and a World Heritage site.  Lots of shopping opportunities during our walk around town, followed by Vietnamese lunch in a pretty outdoor restaurant setting.

Pedicabs in Hoi An

Had to visit the temple.

Hoi An is also called the lantern city.

The famous Japanese Bridge

We returned to the ship early in order to catch the buses for the President’s Evening in Hue, at the Imperial City, which occupies a large, walled area on the north side of the Perfume River. Inside the citadel was a forbidden city where only the emperors, concubines, and those close enough to them were granted access.   As previously mentioned, this turned out to be a catastrophe; a two-hour bus ride, a 45-minute drenching at the Imperial City, and a wet, two-hour bus ride back to the ship.

Entering the Citadel at the Imperial City just as the rain begins.

Hong Kong

The Century docked at the newer cruise terminal at Kai Tak, which used to be the site of the international airport.   We jumped into cabs and took them to the Star Ferry terminal on the Kowloon side to meet our private tour guides for the day, Ski and Eugene.   Hong Kong is an amazing city, and we began by taking the Star Ferry to Hong Kong Island and taking taxis to Victoria’s Peak.   This was one of the advantages to having a private guide – she quite correctly told us we shouldn’t take the Peak Tram to the top, especially on a Saturday morning, when the lines could be more than an hour.  The view from the Peak is unbelievable, even though it was a cloudy day when we were there.  We took the Tram down from the Peak, and had virtually no wait at all.   At the bottom, we saw the throngs waiting to board for the ride up.

The Star Ferry to cross from Kowloon to Hong Kong side.

The view from Victoria's Peak is magnificent, even on a cloudy day.

The Peak Tram

Lines to board the Tram to ride up to the Peak - glad we rode down instead!

This was primarily a walking tour after we got off the Tram and we got to experience Hong Kong in a close-up way.  We went into a hole in the wall restaurant to have local coffee and snacks, and were a sight – 10 large Americans stuffed around two tiny tables and surrounded by a packed house of Chinese. 

Our guide Ski orders our morning snack for us.

Traditional Chinese coffee and tea mixed together with  milk.

We walked through the Central and Western districts, learned about how feng shui influenced much of the architecture in the city, visited a temple, and rode the world’s longest escalator.   

The world's longest escalator.

Esther ringing the gong in the temple for good luck.

Our guides took us to a restaurant for a traditional dim sum lunch, where again we were the only foreigners in the joint.  Ski ordered everything, and we sat at a large round table with a lazy susan to rotate all the dishes to everyone.  Almost everything was delicious!   The bill for the amount of food we had seemed very reasonable. 

Ski passes out chopsticks.  

We managed to polish off just about everything - delicious!

This wasn't exactly what we first thought.

After lunch, we walked back to the Star Ferry for our return to the Kowloon side and then the ship.   Ski and Eugene were amazing, providing so much insight into the culture, customs, and politics of Hong Kong.   We found out that the one of the highest-paying jobs in Hong Kong is private tutor, to give students that extra competitive edge after finishing their regular school day.  And we were entertained to learn that the Minute Hotel was not actually what we thought the name implied – instead, young married couples visit the hotel so they can have privacy since they typically live with their extended families in small flats.

Ski Yeo, our guide, owns Bigfoot Tours, and here is her contact information:

Mobile: (+852) 60752727

Email: skiyeo@bigfoottour.com

Website: http://www.bigfoottour.com/

We could not recommend her more highly!  By the end of the day, we felt like she and Eugene were our good friends.

Hong Kong is also a wonderful port to sail in and out of on a cruise ship, with amazing views of all the skyscrapers built on the side of the mountains, extravagantly lit up at night. 

Manila, Philippines

Our next stop was Manila, where I grew up in the 1960’s and 1970’s, from the age of 4 until I graduated from high school in 1974 (minus a couple of years in Virginia and Thailand in 4^th and 5^th grade).  So I was filled with anticipation as we approached the port.   Since 40 years had passed since I was last there, I knew it would be very different, and it was.   Still, so much was as I remembered it.

My sisters, Pat and JoAnne, and their husbands were part of our group.   We were lucky that one of our best friends from high school, Andy Butler, was in Manila visiting his sister at the same time, and he arranged a mini-van and a tour for us for the day.   We first drove out to the Manila American Cemetery and Memorial, located in Ft. Bonifacio, Metro Manila. 

With a total of 17,206 graves, it has the largest number of graves of any cemetery for U.S. personnel killed during World War II and holds war dead from the Philippines and other allied nations. The cemetery looks very similar to the one we visited in Luxembourg last year.   And it hasn’t changed a bit since I last saw it in the 1970’s.  Well worth a visit, both for its overall beauty and for the mosaics that display a history of World War II in the Pacific on the walls of the circular memorial.

The American Cemetery - just as beautiful as 40 years ago.

Beautiful mosaics on the memorial walls about the war.

Next we drove back downtown to see Intramuros, the historic walled city first built by the Spanish.   After a little time shopping, we had a buffet lunch of traditional Filipino dishes and desserts.   Pat’s high school boyfriend, still living in Manila, was able to meet us for lunch.   After lunch, Andy had arranged for a Filipino guide to take us through Intramuros, with stops at St. Augustine Church, the oldest church in Manila, the Manila Cathedral, and the old city walls. 

The Manila Cathedral

Manila is not generally known as a tourist destination, and rightly so.  It is a crowded, polluted, dirty city with very visible poverty, and not a lot of beautiful attractions.  Traffic is unbelievably bad, and it can take hours to cover distances of only a few miles at times.   Yet it is still the place where I grew up, still holds some of my fondest memories, and still is home to a number of my friends from high school.  Also, the Filipinos are the nicest, friendliest people on earth, and one of the multitude of reasons I like cruising so much is that the ships are usually full of Filipino staff.   I never tire of talking to them about my experiences in their country, trying out the limited Tagalog words and phrases I still remember, and telling them a joke or two.   So for the rest of the group, Manila was probably not a highlight on this itinerary.  But for me, it was one of the main reasons to go.

Boracay, Philippines

The Celebrity Century anchored off Boracay

Boracay Island and its beaches have received awards from numerous travel publications and agencies.   Apart from its white sand beaches, Boracay is also emerging among the top destinations for tranquility and nightlife.  In 2012, Boracay was awarded as the best island in the world from the international travel magazine Travel & Leisure. 

There are some beautiful beaches in Boracay.

Pat has a vodka and kalamansi juice for her birthday!

I’m not sure I’m buying it.  Although we were only in port for a short time, my impression was that Boracay has been over-commercialized, with hundreds of hotels and bars lining White Beach, the most famous beach on the island.  We did an “island-hopping” excursion by Celebrity, which consisted of riding along the coast line of the island for a few hours, with three stops for snorkeling, and a short stop on a different beach.   The white sand beaches are pretty, and the water and snorkeling were nice, but this is not your exclusive, far from civilization kind of resort area.   For a younger crowd, the nightlife and the inexpensive costs are probably strong selling points, though.          

The sky was crowded with parasails.

As we sat on our balcony on the ship just before sailing, I counted 11 parasails in the air at one time.  Even the skies at this beach were crowded.

Kota Kinabalu

On our way to Manukan Island

One of the many things I learned on this trip was that Borneo is the third-largest island in the world (after Greenland and New Guinea).  Kota Kinabalu is located on the northwestern coast in the part of the island belonging to Malaysia.  Kota Kinabalu is the capital of the state of Sabah, and gets its name from the nearby Mt. Kinabalu.

Some of our group took a cultural tour excursion offered by Celebrity and went to a cultural center for demonstrations of native dances, sampling local food, and exposure to native culture.  Esther and I took a boat to a nearby marine park island called Manukan Island.  

We did a little snorkeling off the beach and walked around the island a bit.  It was a pretty, if unremarkable spot. 

We never figured out why these shacks were built over the water.

In fairness, this was another short stop on the itinerary so there was little opportunity to experience much.  What we did experience was not very unique compared to many of our ports.  One odd thing we noticed was hundreds of small houses or shacks built on stilts over the water.  We never found out why - maybe the water was considered public domain so no purchase of land was required.

Singapore

Of all our ports, Singapore may be the one I would most like to go back to, to explore in more detail.   Singapore is a beautiful, modern city with an interesting mix of cultures and a rich history as a strategic port in the region.    We had embarked on the cruise here two weeks earlier, but saw little except the airport hotel and the cruise terminal.  The itinerary included an overnight here upon on return, so we arrived in port at 2:00 PM on a Saturday, and would disembark Sunday morning for the airport.

We had our final private tour arranged from 3:00 to 10:00 PM.  Unfortunately, the guide we booked had an accident and had to send a substitute.  Walter picked us up in a mini-van and gave us a great tour of the city. 

Esther in front of the Merlion

We saw the Merlion statue, the icon of Singapore, half lion, half mermaid.   We walked through downtown areas with some of the more historic buildings and visited the Singapore National Museum.  No tour of an Asian city is complete without a visit to a temple, so we did that.  Actually, the temple visits were all enlightening because you learn a lot about the culture and customs.  We did not go in the Buddha Tooth Relic Temple, which was the largest one we saw, a whopping four stories high. 

One of Buddha's teeth is in a box on the 4th floor.  Really.

So named because on the fourth floor, they reportedly have a tooth of Buddha’s (the original guy!) in a box.  Wow.

Is this a common problem in Singapore?

Although not one of my major things, everyone seemed to enjoy the shopping in Chinatown.   Next we went to the Gardens by the Bay, a park built on reclaimed land with gardens and two domes, filled with vegetation from all over the world.  The Gardens by the Bay are also home to the “Supertrees,” which are man-made structures up to 160 feet tall.   A variety of plants are grown on the structures, and they are strung with lights.  At sunset, we watched a magnificent computerized light show on the Supertrees coordinated with Star Wars music, which would have made Walt Disney proud.   Dinner was in the restaurant complex in the park and consisted of traditional Singaporean dishes.

The Supertrees in the daylight....

And at night during the music and light show!

After the light show, we boarded a bumboat at Clarke Quay, a vibrant waterfront filled with restaurants and night spots, and cruised over the Marina Bay Sands, one of the most recognizable buildings in Asia, if not the world.  The building has three 55-story hotel towers, with a sky terrace that spans all three towers.  The most famous feature of the sky terrace is the 478-foot-long infinity pool, over 600 feet above the ground.   You can’t miss this building no matter where you are in Singapore.   We watched the laser light and water show at the Marina Bay Sands, which was not as impressive as the Supertree light show.   The building incorporates a huge casino (Esther and I ran in quickly to get a chip for our collection), and a multi-level shopping mall of high-end shops.

The Singapore skyline at night from our bumboat on the river.

The Marina Bay Sands

As we returned to the ship, we noted to our guide Walter that we were surprised how little traffic there was on a Saturday night.  He explained that in order to own a car in Singapore, you must first apply for and buy a Certificate of Entitlement, which can cost $100,000.  Then you can buy and own a car for 10 years, until you need to get a new COE.   Walter said a Toyota Prius could cost $120,000.  No wonder there aren’t that many cars.

Our favorite bartender Thomas makes us "the usual" on our last night.

We returned to the ship at 10:00 PM, made our final visit to our favorite bartender for “the usual,” and packed up to leave the next day.

Six of our group got off the ship the next morning to catch a 6:00 AM flight home.  My sister Pat and her husband Deke, and Esther and I went to the airport the next morning to fly back to Manila for a 5-day visit.   Too much to include with this blog.

This was a great trip to some wonderful destinations on one of our favorite cruise lines, Celebrity.  Please leave your comments about your similar experiences or leave questions and I will try to answer them.

Family Reunion Cruise - The Ultimate Multi-Generational Travel Experience

Nathan and Bryce - 2 Amazing Grandsons

On February 5, 2015, Esther and I welcomed our second grandson into the world.   Bryce was 9 pounds, 2 ounces, bearing a remarkable likeness to his older brother Nathan as a newborn.   Which suggests that he is going to be an incredibly handsome young man like his 2-1/2-year-old sibling.   One of the first thoughts Esther and I had was how much fun we were going to have taking our grandsons on their first cruise in about five years.

Naturally, I called my mom and dad to tell them they were great-grandparents for the fourth time, another addition to the family tree which already included 14 grandchildren from their six sons and daughters.  That, in turn, prompted memories of my father’s 80^th birthday family reunion cruise in August of 2007, a wonderful multi-generational travel experience. 

Cruisin' Reunion for Dad's 80th Birthday

What made it so unique was that all of my siblings and our respective spouses, and all but one of my parents’ 14 grandchildren were on that cruise.  Including a friend that one niece brought along, and my sister-in-law’s stepmother, our group numbered 28 people.  

It was not our first family reunion.  We had also gathered almost everyone in Atlanta in 1997 to celebrate Mom and Dad’s 45^th wedding anniversary, then again in Maine for their 50^th, and most recently in 2012 at the beach in North Carolina for their 60^th.   While all of those gatherings were special, the cruise stands out as the best family reunion venue for lots of reasons.

First of all, once everyone was on the ship, everything was so simple.  Meals, for example.  We had three tables in the main dining room every night, but we all sat at different spots on different nights.   My daughter Erica, who was 16 at the time, recalls “It was nice getting together with everyone for dinner…… we could sit with different people every night and share what we had done all day. And, of course, there was the chocolate melting cake. I think Grandpa ordered one of those every night!”

The Women (some of them)

We had the same 

waiters every night, and they knew what the occasion was.  My father remembers “I was treated like royalty by the waiters and it was great fun.”   And talk about photo ops – every permutation of the family was on display.  Grandpa with his grandsons, Grandma with her granddaughters and vice versa.  Grandpa and Grandma with each son and daughter’s family, all the children in one shot, all the grandchildren in another, and all the in-laws in yet another, and so on.

  

Family Photo on Formal Night

Speaking of photos, another huge advantage on a cruise ship – professional photographers lurking all over, as you embark, disembark in each port, in the dining room, and especially on formal nights, when everyone is dressed up.  You can get as many photos taken as you want with NO sitting fees, and only buy the ones you want.   We had a picture taken of the entire family on one formal night, on a spiral staircase in the central atrium, which turned out so well that everyone in the family has it hanging in their home – some of us had it reproduced on canvas.  Truly a special keepsake to highlight the trip.

In previous family reunions, typically over long weekends, one of the biggest logistical challenges was transportation.  For those occasions, family was typically spread out among several houses or hotels, and getting everyone to reunion activities or meals was always an organizational challenge.  Not only that, not everyone always wanted to do the same thing or go the same places to eat, leading to disagreements about where to go and what to do.

Cousins enjoying the beach in Cozumel

The cruise ship solved all of those issues.  Everything was always just a short walk away – dinner in the dining room, shows in the theater, gambling in the casino, drinks at the one of the many bars, the pool on deck, the fitness center, the spa – EVERYTHING.  Even the shore excursions – we all just got off the boat together and into the pre-arranged transportation. 

One of the biggest advantages of a cruise ship for multi-generational trips is the variety of activities for each generation.   After the family dinner every night, the teenagers could head to the hot tub or participate in teen club activities.  The youngest grandchildren could go to the pool or the kids club or watch TV in their staterooms.   Some of the bars were more fun for the twenty-somethings in the group, while those of us closer to middle age (I said closer) chose to avoid the rowdier spots.  That trip was the first and only time I ever saw my oldest brother Mike do karaoke, a surprisingly good rendition of “That’s Amore.”   

Mike "Dino" Larson

But in keeping with the multi-generational spirit, I also saw my sister Cari and her son do a karaoke duet.   Those of us that find great fun in gambling away our money spent too much time in the casino.  Esther won her biggest slot machine jackpot ever on this trip, $2,500! 

Esther's Big Win!

My parents almost always wanted to go to the theater for the nightly show, and then would often retire or spend quiet one-on-one time with each other or some of their clan.   On sea days we would go to the trivia contests, play bingo, or watch and participate in the game shows at the theater.

The point is, when we all stayed at the beach, or in Maine, or in Atlanta, so much more planning was involved for every meal, and every activity.  We had to figure out who would stay where, where we would go and how we would get there, and who wanted to go and who didn’t, and how many cars did we need, and who would stay with the younger kids and babysit, etc. etc. etc.   If your family is anything like most, you may not be surprised to hear that at times there were disagreements and unhappy campers, in every generation. 

My dad’s 80th birthday cruise took place before Esther bought the travel agency franchise, but her travel agent skills were already on display.  She arranged a private shore excursion just for the family, with our own boat to take us snorkeling and swimming with the sting rays in Grand Cayman – another highlight in a trip full of them. She also helped my father arrange a private party in one of the bars where we celebrated his birthday on board.

    

We would probably have to admit that having everyone fly or drive to Atlanta and staying with relatives and going out to eat a few times, and having a family picnic, would not cost quite so much as a 7-night Caribbean cruise.   So the cost could be an obstacle.   But consider this strategy.

My sister JoAnne first introduced the idea of taking the whole family on a cruise to my mom and dad.  She even persuaded him that paying for everyone was a good idea by convincing him that his kids would rather have him use his money to spend time with us while he was alive than leave it to us after he was gone.   My dad’s recollection:  “I thought she was nuts when she first mentioned it, with thoughts of having to come up with lots of money to do it.  But as I thought about it over the next few weeks, I thought, “why not?”  So I started working on it.   I put a few conditions on it; I would pay for the basic cruise but everybody was responsible for getting to the ship and going home and paying for any extras such as shore excursions, etc.  As I thought more about it, I concluded it would be a great way for me to celebrate my 80th birthday.”

He certainly doesn’t regret it.   This is what he has to say about it today.

“Seven days and nights of pampering, good choices in food, lots of entertainment within easy walking distance, and a chance to enjoy a bit of one-on-one with my grandchildren and with my 6 kids and their spouses.  We had 3 tables every night for dinner and just mingled among ourselves so that we all got to spend time with everybody else over the seven nights.  It was a totally relaxed family gathering with no pressure and I believe every one enjoyed it immensely.  We also had some quiet times that we spent with family in a very comfortable way. 

Grandpa and Granddaughter

  

As a way to put together a family gathering or reunion, I can’t think of a better way to do it than to organize a cruise.  All meals are provided, as is nightly entertainment.  There are always activities to keep one interested and busy.  Most people you meet aboard ship are friendly and easy to start conversations with.  I certainly would recommend it highly to anybody that is thinking about a family reunion.  You can’t go wrong with a cruise! 

I can’t wait to do another one of these in a few short years when I hit 90, if I’m still above the grass.”

 

If that’s not a convincing testimonial for a multi-generational cruise, I don’t know what is!  

Got any good stories to share about multi-generational trips in your family?  Questions about how to arrange one? Advice for anyone considering such a trip?  Please leave your comments.  

Carnival Cruisin' - Too Crowded, Too Casual

Just got back from a 6-night western Caribbean cruise on the Carnival Breeze, from January 11-17, which sailed out of Miami, to Ocho Rios, Jamaica, Grand Cayman, and Cozumel.   Carnival is probably the most recognized brand name in cruising.   Some of you may know that the Carnival Corporation also owns Princess Cruises, Holland America, Cunard, Seabourn, and Costa Cruises (yes, that Costa – the Costa Concordia struck rocks and sank in Italy in 2012), among other lesser known brands.

Carnival is considered a “contemporary” cruise line, which is industry speak for the lower priced brands.  Princess and Holland America are “premium” lines, i.e. more expensive, and Seabourn is a “luxury” brand. A discussion of the differences, beyond price, in each of the categories is a subject of its own, and we won’t go into that now.

The other major contemporary brands are Royal Caribbean and Norwegian Cruise Lines.  Between Esther and me, we have been on all three many times, as well as several on more premium lines.   So, full disclosure – Carnival is our least favorite.  Of the three, we have always preferred Royal Caribbean.   

Giant screen on the Lido deck

Our opinion of Carnival has less to do with the ships and the features and entertainment, and more to do with demographics.  As we have now become firmly entrenched in “middle age” (although we like to delude ourselves and believe we look and act much younger), we have outgrown the atmosphere and prevailing attitude on Carnival Cruises.  Carnival uses the slogan “The Fun Ship” and for the most part it looks like they deliver on that – if you like a rowdy crowd, hairy back and belly flop contests, lots of noisy kids running around the ship unsupervised, and an overall less mannered clientele.  

One of the better dressed passengers

You will definitely feel at home on Carnival if you have multiple tattoos, wear your baseball cap backwards, and don’t own any shirts with sleeves.  You will also be less likely to think the dining room dress code and “formal nights” apply to you.   You will order your beer in buckets, drink heavily, whistle and holler from your balcony at passengers returning to the ship, stand in long lines to buy overpriced bingo cards, and believe that the finest dining experience on the ship is three full plates of food from the buffet.   

Now, to be fair, other contemporary lines have hairy back contests, buckets of beer, and buffets.   And we should confess that we have played bingo, eaten to excess, let our kids run around ships, and have done some heavy drinking on many of the 20+ cruises we have taken over the years.

I’m just saying that now that I am in my 6th decade of life, I’m not crazy about my fellow passengers wearing flip flops, shorts and a T-shirt that says “Big Johnson Bar and Casino – Liquor Up Front and Poker in the Rear” (fully illustrated, of course) to the dining room on formal night.  I tend to get a little annoyed when the elevator door opens and people rush in before we can get out.  I’m not as patient as I once was with drunks playing blackjack at the same table as me and berating the dealer and the pit boss and sometimes other players.  I am surprised by the couple sitting at the table next to us when we go to the steakhouse on board that costs an extra $35 per person (they call this “specialty dining”).   They have brought their toddler, who is tired and not hungry, so they pull two chairs together and the kid sleeps through their (and our) dinner.  Isn't that special?

I will admit that the cruise did provide some outstanding people watching, especially at the formal night photo sessions.  We saw some outfits that made our jaws drop, mainly in disbelief that a spouse or friend did not prevent the person from leaving the cabin dressed that way.  Yet they not only posed for the camera, they did it with attitude!

The Carnival Breeze is the newest ship in Carnival’s fleet, christened in 2012, with a capacity of 3,690 passengers.  The capacity is based on double occupancy in all staterooms; however, many staterooms hold 3 or 4 people.  We heard the ship had almost 4,200 passengers. It carries 1,386 crew members.  That’s a passenger-to-crew ratio of 3 to 1 – more about that later.

I rode the Drainpipe - the orange slide in the water park.

We thought the Breeze was a very nice ship – pleasing tropical décor in the hallways and the Lido Marketplace (the buffet restaurant on deck 10).  It has a well laid-out theater for the main shows, a central atrium that extends from deck 3 all the way up to deck 11, with glass elevators that look into the atrium, a pretty extensive water park with slides, a sports deck with lots of activities including a ropes course, a hot dog stand, and the typical assortment of bars and lounges.   In addition to the Lido Marketplace, there are two main dining rooms, the Red Frog Pub, the Blue Iguana Cantina (great fish tacos), Guy’s Burger Joint, Bonsai Sushi (rarely saw more than one or two tables occupied), Fat Jimmy’s Barbeque (we never got there), and two specialty restaurants (we ate at both).

Farenheit 555 is the steakhouse and we had dinner there the first night, enticed by the offer of a complimentary bottle of wine.  The food was excellent, but the atmosphere was more like a Denny’s than a Morton’s – no tablecloths, and tables were within inches of each other.   We also ate at the Italian restaurant, Cucina del Capitano, which is only $15 for dinner vs. $35 at the steakhouse. We ate there at lunch, when they have a complimentary pasta bar, but were told by other passengers that the family-style dinners were quite good.   

Food as art - also delicious!

The dessert course

We had no complaints about the food anywhere on the ship.  In fact, we paid $75 each to dine at the Chef’s Table, which was worth every penny.  Limited to just 12 guests, the Chef’s Table is a culinary delight consisting of an incredible, artfully presented 7-course tasting menu created by the Head Chef for this one meal only.  The meal is preceeded by champagne and hors d’ouvres in the main galley, and includes a galley tour and demonstration of how to make the chocolate melting cake, Carnival’s best dessert.  Unlimited wine is poured all through dinner, the ship’s close-up magician performed for the table, and guests were presented with photographs and a commemorative menu.   This was by far the best experience we had on the ship. 

The shows were just OK, although the cruise director was the one of the best we have seen in a while.   Carnival has the George Lopez Punchliner comedy clubs, and we went to see both comedians – OK, not great.

More people than chairs around the pool

Our biggest complaints on this ship were the lines and service.  We selected the anytime dining option, and the first night headed down to the dining room at about 7:30.  We waited in the line that extended into the atrium for 15 minutes, and when we got to the entrance, we were given a pager because they were too busy to seat us.  Got in 20 minutes later.   When we tried to go to the comedy club the first night, we couldn’t even find a place to stand.   We had to go a half hour early on subsequent nights and stand in line to get into the two comedy shows we saw.  Even boarding the ship, we were told to sit in a lounge area until our number was called.  And good luck finding a deck chair on days at sea!

Service, with a few exceptions, was mediocre.  Staff were not especially pleasant or helpful, probably because they were overworked.  Waiters had too many tables, stewards too many cabins, bartenders had too many customers.  Everything seemed to take longer than it should.   That 3-1 passenger-to-staff ratio makes a difference.   Compare that to the 1.57-1 ratio on the Oceania Riviera, and it’s easy to see why we were so impressed with the service on Oceania.

Although we are unlikely to book a Carnival Cruise in the future, for many people the price and atmosphere are a good fit.  We spoke to one young couple just before we got off the ship.  It was their first cruise, and they loved it – they said it “exceeded expectations.” 

For us, we have reached that stage of our lives where we would rather pay a little more, enjoy better service, and mingle with a smaller crowd that has sleeves on their shirts.

We would love to read your leave comments about your own cruise experiences and preferences.

Vegas, Baby!

When I posted my first blog and used the tag line “Follow Us Around the World,” I was thinking we would generally be discussing travels to foreign countries.  So this blog will be a little different, since Las Vegas is a domestic destination, and Esther wasn’t invited.   My son Brett and I spent a long weekend in Vegas right after New Year’s, the fulfillment of a promise made to him several years ago that I would take him there when he turned 21.

I offered him the option of Las Vegas or New Orleans, my other favorite US city, and without hesitation he selected Sin City.  It was the right choice – we had a blast!

Las Vegas is not for everyone, but Esther and I have always loved it.  Over the years, we have been there more than a dozen times, sometimes for conferences or conventions, and sometimes just to have fun.  Esther and I like the gambling, the entertainment and the restaurants, all of which are world class.   My sources tell me that world-class gentlemen’s clubs can also can be found there, not to mention similar venues for the ladies.

New York New York Hotel and Casino

The hotel/casino resorts up and down the Las Vegas strip are magnificent - the canals with gondolas at the Venetian, the replica Eiffel Tower at Paris, the imitation New York City skyline at New York New York, the pyramid at Luxor, the castle at Excalibur, and the iconic fountains at Bellagio.  They are all filled with amazing architecture, lights, shopping arcades, food choices, theaters with limitless entertainment options, and extravagant displays of fountains and flowers.  And I challenge you to find a better place for people watching anywhere on earth!

Brett is the third from the front

Between a Friday night and a Monday afternoon, Brett and I managed to walk virtually the entire length of the Las Vegas strip – which is actually South Las Vegas Boulevard – from Mandalay Bay at the south end to the Stratosphere at the north end.  At the Stratosphere, we went to the top of the Tower, 1,149 feet in the air, and he rode the X-Scream. The X-Scream is an insane thrill ride on which crazy people sit in an open roller coaster car and are propelled 27 feet over the edge of the observation deck.  My crazy son admitted he was “a little tense.”  We had to celebrate with a couple of beers at the Air Bar, the highest bar in Las Vegas.  

Looking down! 

 
And, of course, no trip to Vegas is complete without gambling.   We confirmed that there is such a thing as beginner’s luck, when Brett won about 12 of his first 15 hands at the blackjack table.  But as the weekend wore on, he found out that his run of luck the first night was an exception and not the rule.  After watching me slip several $20 bills into slot machines with nothing to show for them, he quickly and astutely determined that slot machines are a huge waste of money.  

Taking my parental responsibility seriously, I felt it necessary to educate him thoroughly in multiple forms of gambling, so we also played $1-$3 No-Limit Hold-Em in the Bellagio poker room (we lost); played some Crazy 4-Card Poker (mostly we won, surprisingly); tried Mississippi Stud (worst game ever – don’t even try it!); and placed a 4-bet parlay on the weekend NFL playoff games (the Bengals pathetic performance prevented me from turning a $10 wager into $130).

We got “free” tickets to a comedy club, that cost us about $50 by the time we paid the drink minimum and upgraded to a VIP table, but the show was hilarious, and had a couple of scantily clad dancing girls thrown in for good measure.  We also signed up for a Total Rewards credit card in exchange for a 24-hour pass to the buffets at any of the Caesars properties, so we had our free dinner buffet at Planet Hollywood, and free brunch buffet the next day at the Tropicana.   And as we went through security at the airport for our flight home, Jon “Bones” Jones, who had beaten Daniel Cormier two nights earlier at the MGM Grand to retain his UFC title, walked right past us.  You gotta love Vegas!

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And every Wax Museum has a Bruce Willis

Brett learned some universal truths on this trip:
• Gambling is WAY more fun when you win than when you lose.
• In the long run, you WILL LOSE more often than you win.
• Stay away from the slot machines.
• Vegas is EXPENSIVE, but you can also find deals and free stuff.
• If you can’t find a way to have fun in Las Vegas, you’re not really trying.


I’d love to hear some stories about your experiences in Vegas, whether it’s about gambling wins or losses, favorite shows, restaurants, rides, or other entertainment.